dilbert you dickhead
9:55 p.m. × 2004-09-14

Hmm today was very interesting indeed. Must have to record it in the historty books. First off we had double history. I asked Dilbert for the letter book and he produced it, looking rather scabby and not in good nick at all. Not surprising considering it was him. Before i had started collecting all the little tidbits i planned to use to cover up our letter book with. But after he got it out, something felt diffrent. It felt like there was no point in what i was doing. I mean, for the last god-knows we have been planning to cover it. Last term we were congering up designs for it, then one day picked out the papaer at nans. The reason its taking so long is because its a brown paper and we wanted to get images that symbolise us and print em off, stick em on then cover it with clear contact. We always arange to do it but surprise surprise it never happens. So i was a little annoyted with him... Again!

He keept bugging me while, for once, i was trying to do my work. Writing in his book, 'whats wrong whats wrong!?!' I think i made it clear that i wasnt interested. Hed ask questions that i didnt know the answer to so id write 'i dont know'. He was really starting to annoy me. Getting all angry, clentching his fists, things like that. So the 'i dunnos' and 'whatevers' became fun. I always have fun annoying him for some reason. So i purposly continued and tried to hold back a smile everytime he read my two-word response.

I had been drawing a pitcure, anime style of him no less, in a particular way that i wont mention cause its really embaressing for him. He made me promise that i wouldnt tell anyone. We started writing aobut that and i wasnt annoyed anymore. I thought the pen sketch i drew looked pretty cool so i leaned across and showed erin. She said it was cool and i pointed to DIlbert so that she would know it was meant to be him. Then he had the nerve to write:

I thought we agreed you wernt going to tell any one!

This really pissed me off for two reasons.

1. He obviously doesnt trust me if he had to write that

2. I didnt tell her, geez i cant even show a friend a drawing without him bitching (dilbert if your reading excuse the pun). I never in no way indicated to our secret geez.

So now i was actually angry at him. This lead to standing out front of H block arguing at recess. Allot of things were bought up. Fast fowarding the last thing said was by me after the topic of him being too helpful and always annoying me, after i stirctly told him i didnt want his help unless asked for, i walke dup close to him and through gritted teeth said "Dilbert if i want your help ill ask for it!". Then i started walking, thinking he would follow me as he always does. He didnt and when i turned aroudn he clearly said "Well if you do youll know where to find me".

I went to eat cause i didnt want to be hungry through our science trail exam. NO one was in the usual spot so i walked back around to the front of H block to find Dilbert who was gone. So i figured hed be in the library, the 2nd place hed always go but nope no luck. If he wasnt with brad and his other girlfreind reba then hell if i know where hed be. Probally off having a smoke. As if id know where to find him!

... to be continued!

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